Marchesa: The Mystery

Back from Fashion Week burnout (phew! so exhausted), and I keep going back in my mind to the Marchesa show. I thought Sienna would be there and she wasn’t and I was sad, but I did get to see Rachel Zoe, who said (predictably) that her clients loved Marchesa.

I think maybe they love Harvey Weinstein, who funds Marchesa, and like the actual clothes, but nevermind – here’s the mystery: exactly who will get each piece of their new collection?

It’s too big for her, but my money’s on Nicole Richie for this gown – she can pull of the funkier patterns, and if she wears a ribbon headband in her hair, it’ll be a good compliment to the crazy waist.

Plus, you could totally hide Joel Madden underneath that giant silk train, which could come in handy during an US Weekly run in.