Follow the Rules
Dear models and wannabe models,
As of this Fashion Week, here are your new rules:
1. No smoking backstage.
2. No working past midnight if you’re under 18.
3. No walking in a show if you’re under 16
4. No fun. At all. Ever.
Notice how there’s nothing about “models must be bigger than Kate Bosworth in order to work”? I mean, who cares if they’re over 18 if they’re too frail to go down the runway!
Ugh, this whole thing makes me want some pizza… Jenny, you reading this?
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