Tinsley, Not What You Hang on Christmas Trees
So just in case you didn’t know who Tinsley Mortimer was before, you probably do now, thanks to this huuuuge New York Post article about the socialite. But maybe the weirdest part of the whole story is this quote:
“The faker you seem in Japan, the hotter you are,” says Mortimer’s good friend, Heatherette designer Richie Rich. “The perfect hair, the perfect tan, the perfect marriage – everything.”
Wait, what? Does that mean Tinsley’s hair, skin tone, and longterm relationship are totally made up? Please tell me no. Please tell me this quote was taken completely out of context and slapped somehow in a newspaper.
I mean first of all, I’ve met Tinsley at several parties and she’s been geniunely nice and cool and not fake at all, really. And second of all, her hair cannot be fake because I’ve been trying to get my hair just like it for like three days.